Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass

I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.

by Boogie 63 March 9, 2021

smoking green

Smoking weed

Some cunts smoking green ( Scottish )

by Sexy quaver October 30, 2019

Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.

Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!

by Zombiestl October 8, 2017

Smoking skins

The act of sex, be it manual, vaginal or anal without lubricant when lubricant is needed, making both parties raw and most likely resulting in pain.

I hit this hottie in the elevator, but we started smoking skins so I had to stop until we got some lube.

by Laramie Boyz January 5, 2012

Choke and Smoke

When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.

I pulled a choke and smoke on my grandma at the family reunion.

by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019

smoke duel

A smoke duel is initiated by challenger "slapping" an opponents face with smoke, a smoke slap, and declaring "I challenge you to a duel!" The two players then stand back to back and move forward 4.20 paces. To start the first turn both players turn around to face each other. To end a turn both players must have blown a smoke ring at the opponent. The players may "shoot" at any time once a turn has started, including at the same time as an opponent. If both players miss they take a step forward to start another turn, then repeat until one or both of the smoke rings hits an opponent in a turn. The winner is the first person to hit the opponent with a smoke ring. In the event that the two players hit each other in the same turn both players lose.

Remember that time we got ripped trying to have a smoke duel?

by r4jd November 20, 2010

Turtle smoke

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.

JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...

by LalaGG June 23, 2016