taking a shit

The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.

Joe is taking a shit.
or
The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit.

by cagerat December 29, 2007

dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal

Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.

by Kieran King January 8, 2009

Shit Fight

A great, messy struggle, such as a freeway at rush hour or registration at a large university.

I got this from a deck hand, who works off of Hawaii and the Great Barrier Reef in Australia.

Don't even try to park near the stadium. It's a shit fight on game day.

by KingfishRex October 28, 2004

Shit Ticket

Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.

I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.

by its426 October 22, 2003

Shamrock Shit

The resulting green poop of a delicious limited time only Shamrock Shake from McDonalds .

Wow my poop was so green today; must've been a Shamrock Shit.

by MichelleS February 29, 2008

Turbo Shit

A shit that's forced out of the ass by a fart.

After a night of cheap beer and pizza you'll wake up with the turbo shits.

by colanblow September 28, 2008

Shit Nigger

This is a nigger who goes around the neighborhood collecting poop for his fellow nigger family members.

The shit nigger is back for more!

by Turtle Fucking Joe April 17, 2019