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Shrek

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek just happened...
by LumoFN November 20, 2019
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Shrek 2020

a lie told to Millennials and Gen Z to get their hopes up for the greatest movie of all time
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Shrek

A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.
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Shrek

by Frankinberrie December 11, 2019
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Shrek

A rather sexy ogre, coming from a swamp in Sherwood Forest. This seductive creature can be found in a few dreamworks movies and on Netflix. Strangely enough, this ogre has a cucumber instead of a sausage.
This man was about just as hot as shrek..
by Shrek, ogre, sexy, shrex December 12, 2019
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Shrek

I worship Shrek
I have a shrine for Shrek
My religion is Shrek
Shrek is my life
by FatAss DumbleDaddy December 14, 2019
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Shrek is a onion. He has layers like onions. Shrek is a god unlike you. (endless ur Shrek) If you isn’t in the Shrek religion then you isn’t good.
Shrek, god of all.
by Actor202 December 21, 2019
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