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seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
by Bawgg January 14, 2020
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hickey season

Thru June 1st to august 25th people give hickeys to each other and whoever does not get a hickey is a clown
Freaks: ITS HICKEY SEASON BITCH
by Officiallucid January 20, 2020
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Hickey season

Thru June 1st to august 25th where people give hickeys to each other and whoever does not get a hickey during hickey season is a clown
Freaks: ITS HICKEY SEASON BITCH
by Officiallucid January 20, 2020
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Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)

A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
by breathtaker_clayman February 5, 2020
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One-season salt

Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.
Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"
by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020
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open season

When its the right time to act on something whether it is because of the situations circumstances or governing restrictions.
Yeah that him over there by himself. Its open season lets pull up and end it.

Its open season now, we can hunt deer without issues.
by Jubar April 21, 2020
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Orange season

Orange season follows directly after Yam season, and ends at the end of March. The vitamin C within oranges is used to harm a fetus in an attempt to miscarry after participating as said yam in yam season.
“Girl you let him hit?” - Sierra

“Baby, it’s orange season.” - Bella
by belllppeppperr March 1, 2020
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