Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted

"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."

by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021

Scales

N. A situation of utter misery and hopelessness

"We're in the scales, now"

by Beanboi85 November 3, 2021

International scale of high

The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.

John: Dude I’m high

Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high

by #s r = 2 letters November 6, 2019

Scale Squatter

A person who repeatedly checks their body weight multiple times a day, especially after using the restroom.

Tim: Where is Terry?

Tom: Probably checking his weight.

Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?

Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.

by King Ricardo III May 19, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.

The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale

by Qlesbo March 18, 2022

1-10 female attractiveness scale)

The scale in which a woman's sex appeal is measured.

She is a 9/10 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale), so hot!

by Ermahgerdimataco September 11, 2016