A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked
4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked
4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."
by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021
Get the Zooted Scalemug. 
Get the Scalesmug. The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
by #s r = 2 letters November 6, 2019
Get the International scale of highmug. A person who repeatedly checks their body weight multiple times a day, especially after using the restroom.
Tim: Where is Terry?
Tom: Probably checking his weight.
Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?
Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.
Tom: Probably checking his weight.
Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?
Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.
by King Ricardo III May 19, 2023
Get the Scale Squattermug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Scaling, scaLing, scalinG<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
by Qlesbo March 18, 2022
Get the Stiffness scalemug. by Ermahgerdimataco September 11, 2016
Get the 1-10 female attractiveness scale)mug.