by FrequencyROFL October 9, 2025
Get the Restarded mug.A race of people in the Ratan Galaxy known as Vatians, instead of doing their own homework and being patient they tried to fuck themselves to death and make everyone else join. They pretend to be alive and use the Irish as a scapegoat.
The Vatians started project 'retarded little neanderthal' with 100% efficacy and providence, be happy don't worry life's short be an aashole.
by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025
Get the retarded little neanderthal mug.An official or referee who is less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's cohort of fellow officials or referees.
Jake: “Did they just give Purdy a flag for intentional grounding?! There was a guy RIGHT there for him waiting for it in the back field, did they not effing see it?”
Alec: “Ya, there’s no doubt in my mind now that this crew is reftarded.”
Jake: “Holy F$&@! Tell me you saw that. TELL ME you saw them swallow their whistle, Steph was CLEARLY slapped across the face.”
Alec: I completely and wholeheartedly agree, the line judge must have an undiagnosed case of reftardation.
Jake: “What the hell? LOL what was the ump thinking there?!
Alec: “He has to be reftarded, there’s no other explanation.”
Alec: “Ya, there’s no doubt in my mind now that this crew is reftarded.”
Jake: “Holy F$&@! Tell me you saw that. TELL ME you saw them swallow their whistle, Steph was CLEARLY slapped across the face.”
Alec: I completely and wholeheartedly agree, the line judge must have an undiagnosed case of reftardation.
Jake: “What the hell? LOL what was the ump thinking there?!
Alec: “He has to be reftarded, there’s no other explanation.”
by alecbsugar January 2, 2026
Get the reftarded mug.The term "retarded by choice" has no implication on one's genetic or mental illness status or by any genetic and/or birth complication or disability.
"retarded by choice" is a phrase meant to be a more extreme end of making a dumb dissension but with the condition that the person making said bad dissension had prior knowledge and did not choice to critically think about the information they were given from others or their surroundings.
an example of this would be a parent choosing to circumcise their child under the idea of "its what everyone does" dispute being told by the doctor/nurse that this will have long lasting permanent harmful and financial problems (being dependent on aids like lube) that are irreversible and that child has a high chance of feeling body dysphoria and other extreme negative consequences not limited to suicidal ideation. The issue wasn't that the parent gave the go ahead, its that the parent was given the information and still choice to not think critically or think in long term for the child potentially seeing the child not as a human but as a decoration like a stuffed animal for social media.
Another example would be choosing to eat firecrackers and lighting them while they are still inside you because you think it would be "fun" do to it involving firecrackers rather than thinking about the long term implications and the lack of self preservation by choice.
"retarded by choice" is a phrase meant to be a more extreme end of making a dumb dissension but with the condition that the person making said bad dissension had prior knowledge and did not choice to critically think about the information they were given from others or their surroundings.
an example of this would be a parent choosing to circumcise their child under the idea of "its what everyone does" dispute being told by the doctor/nurse that this will have long lasting permanent harmful and financial problems (being dependent on aids like lube) that are irreversible and that child has a high chance of feeling body dysphoria and other extreme negative consequences not limited to suicidal ideation. The issue wasn't that the parent gave the go ahead, its that the parent was given the information and still choice to not think critically or think in long term for the child potentially seeing the child not as a human but as a decoration like a stuffed animal for social media.
Another example would be choosing to eat firecrackers and lighting them while they are still inside you because you think it would be "fun" do to it involving firecrackers rather than thinking about the long term implications and the lack of self preservation by choice.
Guy1: Damn bro, did you see online how Jake filmed himself robbing a bank, drinking gasoline, and post it as himself. I think he got 9 years in prison after he recovers from the intensive care unit... I think he got 10k views on social media.
Guy2: I don't think that was a smart idea to rob the bank he is affiliated with and post the evidence online forever... that was a retarded by choice decision man... I thought better of him not to ruin his life.
Guy2: I don't think that was a smart idea to rob the bank he is affiliated with and post the evidence online forever... that was a retarded by choice decision man... I thought better of him not to ruin his life.
by santaisawizardwithagun January 5, 2026
Get the retarded by choice mug.A term given to one that has trouble dancing or keeping a Rhythm. Also given to those who cannot do anything at a certain pace or beat. Generally considered an insult among drummers and dancers.
Girl: -stumbles during dance routine-
Boy: Why'd you stumble on such an easy thing?
Girl: -shrugs- I guess i'm Rythmically Retarded.
Drummer 1: Dude, who is that Rythmically Retarded drummer over there?
Drummer 2: Oh, he's a n00b.
Boy: Why'd you stumble on such an easy thing?
Girl: -shrugs- I guess i'm Rythmically Retarded.
Drummer 1: Dude, who is that Rythmically Retarded drummer over there?
Drummer 2: Oh, he's a n00b.
by Ianyomo March 31, 2010
Get the Rythmically Retarded mug.A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.
by ADT123 November 1, 2010
Get the Pedestrianarily Retarded mug.a better way of saying retarded, could also be used if you want to say "BS" and retarded at the same time. alos could relate to words like stupid, dumb,
by shay gray November 3, 2010
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