Socially Retarded

Someone that is missing or lacking the social skills needed to be accepted in society.

Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.

by udahit April 9, 2009

retarded Chewbacca

Sex act which involves penetrating your partner's ear canal with your penis while biting their legs or feet and making loud Wookiee noises.

"Could you repeat that into my other ear? My boyfriend gave me a retarded Chewbacca last night. My leg hurts."

by BadBadLeeRoyBrown December 4, 2007

Retardable

~noun~adverb~verb~adj~ A person, action, and/or thing that is incredibly retarded.

"That guy drives Retardably"
"Dam nigga you Retardable"
"This women is Retardably stupid"
"Paris Hilton is Retardable"

by 305 Tico November 26, 2009

Retardation nation

A nation of retards or stupid people.
A phrase usu. stated when someone says/does something stupid/retarted
Said in a sing-song voice along with you're the president to make said person head ruler of the retards

Person 1: Is chicken of the sea Chicken or fish?
Person 2: It's fish re-re.
Person 2: Retardation Nation and You're the President

by SwiMFASTChicK October 27, 2006

fucking retard

Sarah Palin

"Sarah Palin knows that it's okay to call someone a retard if like rush you clearly don't mean it which is why we should all come to her defense and say: Sarah Palin is a fucking retard," Colbert quipped.

by cody_hates_palin February 11, 2010

Retard Whisperer

Retard Whisperer...a person of 'special' talents who is able to translate illiterate posts on blogs, threads etc. The elite class of 'whisperer' can sometimes decipher a comment that is verbally submitted to them.

Ivan: "Hey Emelda, did you make any sense of Jim's post yesterday?"

Emelda: "Sorry, that shits got me baffled"

Ivan: "Looks like it's time to call in the Retard Whisperer"

by Ivan K. February 10, 2009

fuckin' retarded

When something goes beyond just regular retarded and you have no other words to describe it. Another way to say "extremely retarded" when you want to add pointless profanity to an already highly offensive slur on the mentally handicapped.

guy: How are you?
girl: I'm fine.
guy: Are you fine?
girl: ...yeah.
guy: You're fine then?
girl: Are you fuckin' retarded?

by jjddfftt June 27, 2012