Phantom Friend

More of an acquaintance. Most happen to be egocentric people.
They either

1) Share goodtimes with you, but when things get tough, they suddenly disappear.

Or

2) Are like a gold digger, but for the joy of having a friend instead of money. They are only a friend to benefit themselves. Once they've had their fill, they disappear until they repeat the process with another and feel lonely again.

Turns out they were just a phantom friend. After the fun ended, she just disappeared.

by DJCracka July 19, 2010

phantom dating

When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.

-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating

by will-o March 7, 2011

Pandora Prophecy

When you are really hoping something happens and then a song comes on Pandora that is lyrically the same as what you are hoping for.

You: I hope that he and I are going to be friends.

Pandora: "We're Going to be Friends - The White Stripes"

You: Shit, I hope that was a Pandora Prophecy

by hippocrite of cos April 8, 2011

Phantom Stash Syndrome

PSS - The sensation of feeling as though you still have a moustache in an attempt to stroke it, after a clean shave.

I have a mad case of Phantom Stash Syndrome (PSS), I keep trying to stroke it but there's nothing there!

by J Nash November 28, 2012

Phantom Zit

When you feel a zit growing, but you cannot pop it no matter how hard you try.

phantom zit

by mofny March 29, 2012

Phantom Wedgie

The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.

"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie

by The Fresh Maker August 13, 2013

phantom savings

Its the Amount of money you saved written at the bottom of a receipt, but when you ask for it they wont give it to you

Give me the $46.00 you just saved at the grocery store Dad. I cant son, that's not real money ,Its only "Phantom savings"

by Steven A Sayegh April 17, 2016