Drunk as a Russian

You’re so drunk you shout vodka over and over until you pass up and say you saw tsar,Josef Stalin, the Volga River and a bunch of vodka bears

Ji: you were as drunk as a Russian

Siri:I saw Josef Stalin, tsar, the Volga River and vodka bears!

Ji:definitely drunk as a Russian

by Drunk Russian With Vodka February 19, 2019

Russian Yellow

A mix of lemonade and milk, to spice things up, fill one with semen and lemon juice and it makes for a fun party game.

The party was getting lame so we went to the bedroom to get prepared for Russian Yellow.

by yungsquakthemothafuckingog April 13, 2021

Russian Stash

Cunnilingus performed to a hairy lady

She was so hairy I ended up with a Russian Stash

by Stashed January 19, 2009

Russian Prank

A prank carried out in public, often at the physical or emotional expense of the prankee.

Examples of Russian Pranks:

1) Setting fire to a newspaper someone is reading
2) Pulling a carpet out from someone's feet, causing them to fall
3) Dropping water on someone's head from a balcony
4) Pushing a person standing on a dock into the water
5) Putting a bucket on the head of a sleeping person, then waking them abruptly
6) Throwing a cat into someone's car

by russianprankster November 8, 2011

Russian No Sniff

When a group of friends buys a round of shots that have one staight vodka and all the others are staight water. Without sniffing or knowing what glass contains the vodka everyone drinks!

Dude, 6 shots to choose from and I got the Russian No Sniff!

by Hot Dog Harmon January 15, 2010

Russian Winter

the bane of adolf hitler and napoleon bonaparte

guy 1: what's the best way to beat hitler?
guy 2: russian winter

by Dat Cat June 17, 2020

Russian Interference

Russian Interference is term for when a man, (usually a Russian), tries to sabotage your plans to have sex with your girlfriend or boyfriend. This may be either through sabotaging you indirectly and in ways you don't realise until it's too late, or a more direct method like opening your bedroom door and coming in naked while you are in the middle of making love.

"My roommate spilled wine on me, I swear he did it on purpose, I had to change my top and when I came back downstairs my boyfriend was nowhere to be seen. Talk about Russian Interference!"
"I arranged a first date with this hot guy, but when I got there, my ex, was sitting next to him. Apparently he just happened to be there and they had just hit it off at the bar? I swear he's hacking my phone dating apps. Fucking Russian Interference right?"

by The_McMeow January 23, 2020