Broken Pop Machine

While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.

What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.

by Pat Dailey August 23, 2007

Machine Stalker Kelly

someone that stands next to your machine at the gym impatiently like a dumb crap

Can you stop Machine Stalker Kelly my 14 year old daughter

by KJ RIDER January 25, 2019

Time Machine Tuesday

An expression used on social media that is way more original than throw back Thursday. It is meant to show an event that happened a while ago and be posted on Tuesday.

Did you see that Time Machine Tuesday post?

by aidan2300 May 21, 2015

the smelly machine gun

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.

Man the smelly machine guns reeeek!

by Plummdogg January 10, 2021

Ohio washing machine

When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town

Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine

by Nitemare6969 October 26, 2022

perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post

Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard

by ShillBilly March 18, 2021

Washing Machine Heart

A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”

Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.

“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please

by ieatpatrickbateman May 05, 2023