lazy-productive

Someone who is productive and gets things done so they can be lazy later.

Im a lazy-productive person who likes to get my case study and other hw done early so I can chill back and smoke from my bong.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

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Poop lazy

When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.

Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.

by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019

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Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time.

Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020

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