knock out

to fall into a state of deep sleep

dude im so tired, the second i go home imma knock out

by UrGrandmasDawg June 13, 2017

Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber

"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"

by tommy sparks May 01, 2005

ghost-knock-over

When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.

Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much

by zumalifeguard September 22, 2020

Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

Hard Knock Life

When someone feels entitled to knock hard on your door, they think you are obligated to them in some way. It is a very disrespectful power-move. People who respect you, are scared of you, or owe you something wont knock hard on your door; they will text and say, "I'm here. :)"

"You think I am in danger? No, I am the danger. You think when someone opens their door and gets shot, it'd be me? No, I am the one who knocks" -Breaking Bad

"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z

by JewJuBee July 19, 2018

hard knock life

From the musical Annie. Also background soundtrack for "fail compilations" and snuff/rekt videos.

It's the hard knock life.

by sigmundur March 31, 2018

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 05, 2019