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Text Tease

Someone who continuously sends sexual innuendoes but has no follow through.
Dawn & Tracey text tease to Stan:

Do you want us to toss your salad tonight?
by Text Teaser May 16, 2009
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Poop Text

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.
by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010
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RFA Text

Request For Ass Text: A booty call sent via SMS message.
I sent my ex an RFA text. He responded, "word" then came over and spent the night ...RFA complete!
by Christina Poulos August 26, 2007
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Pre-text

Writing a text and saving as a draft before you go out drinking. After a few shots when you feel the need to "drunk text" it's already written, all you do is hit send. Prevents one from texting the wrong person, making themself lseem like a drunk a-hole who can't spell, and talks about random shit.
"Thank God for pre-texts, remember the last time we went out and I accidentally texted my mom asking what color her undies were."
by Sabotager December 20, 2011
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Text Telepathy

Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.
girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.

girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?

girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.
by FASH1976 April 15, 2010
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gateway texting

Sending a text message that will usually open the gate to further creepy text messages. Usually used post drinking to provoke a late night hook up and/or shenanigins.
(770): Hey gurl whachoo doin
(678): Not much, just chillin
(770): alone? ;)
(678): yeah
(770): damn gurl, i miss you we should bang
(770):gurl?>
(678): agh! i should of known you were gateway texting when you mispelt both girl and what you.
(Phone company mod): the number you have texted is no longer accepting messages from your number.
by hiccup peroni January 3, 2011
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premature text

When someone sents you an unfinished text message, usually a fragmented sentence, which leaves you confused.
"Im trying 2 kick it with tom later, but he sent me a premature text!"
by Tre Florez July 3, 2008
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