Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.
by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010
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Get the Text Tease mug.Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.
girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.
girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?
girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.
girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?
girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.
by FASH1976 April 15, 2010
Get the Text Telepathy mug.Sending a text message that will usually open the gate to further creepy text messages. Usually used post drinking to provoke a late night hook up and/or shenanigins.
(770): Hey gurl whachoo doin
(678): Not much, just chillin
(770): alone? ;)
(678): yeah
(770): damn gurl, i miss you we should bang
(770):gurl?>
(678): agh! i should of known you were gateway texting when you mispelt both girl and what you.
(Phone company mod): the number you have texted is no longer accepting messages from your number.
(678): Not much, just chillin
(770): alone? ;)
(678): yeah
(770): damn gurl, i miss you we should bang
(770):gurl?>
(678): agh! i should of known you were gateway texting when you mispelt both girl and what you.
(Phone company mod): the number you have texted is no longer accepting messages from your number.
by hiccup peroni January 3, 2011
Get the gateway texting mug.Analog texting is a form of the prehistoric act of using a pencil and normal a small notepad to "text" a short but pointless message to a near by individual.
by Just.Trey September 4, 2010
Get the Analog Texting mug.The act or mixing up words and the misuse of contractions when texting which in turn gives the opposite of the meaning you are trying to get across.
Text-lexic- I wouldn't really like to see you tonight
Other- what!!! you DON'T want to see me tonight, fine F-off
Text-lexic - Whoa Whoa sorry I have Text-lexia
Other- what!!! you DON'T want to see me tonight, fine F-off
Text-lexic - Whoa Whoa sorry I have Text-lexia
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