My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

I have too much homework to do

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

by helo:) March 19, 2023

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

For kids to learn and do homework

Extremely simple, easy, fundamental that even primary students know how to do (over-exaggeration, academic)

This math problem can be done so effortlessly, it is for kids to learn and do homework.
This question is so simple. In other words, it is for kids to learn and do homework.

by HMPTP February 27, 2024

Homerwork

Participation homework you do in class

Fuck this homerwork

by JohnDenverFan69 February 26, 2021

Hoeworker

A co-worker that is a work hoe towards one in the work place.

A workplace side piece.

Typically a male co-worker.

I have two hoeworkers. My hoeworkers were bothering me today. One of my hoeworkers wanted a hug today.

by JohnDoe671 September 18, 2023

homweork

Homework but misspelled because you didn't do your homework and therefore cannot spell

A: hey man can I copy your homweork
*Homwork
**Homework

B: this is why you do it in the first place dumbfuck

by Idkwhatimfoing help November 22, 2023