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Shoot one off

The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.
Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.
by schleepymane April 20, 2016
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Shooting with the freedom brothers

A circle jerk consisting of men who feel overwhelmingly insecure about their masculinity and feel the need to constantly remind everyone around them how "manly" they are every single chance they get. They may also have aggressive sexuality harassment and rape tendencies toward women, because they are after all nothing more than pieces of meat who aren't equal to the superior manly race anyway so it doesn't matter. They may also impregnate these women that they prey upon as well because Trump made killing babies illegal and the world needs more of these savage masculine jar heads running around. These particular extreme right-winged militia men areally also obnoxiously racist and strongly believe that racist slurs and actions are completely okay as long as it isn't against their precious porcelain skin color, but at the same time are in total denial of their racism. They also love to prey upon "cry baby snowflakes" because it reminds them of Trump's "snowflakes" they catch in their little bitch mouths. If you dare burn a flag on US soil they're gonna come and shoot you in the face with the freedom brothers, but if you're not in US soil and you burn a flag it's totally okay! You dknt want that, they're strong as hell for carrying all those extra chromosomes! Oh and don't forget THEY'RE IN THE MILITARY AND BETTER THAN YOU LIBTARDS!!!
Hey man, I'm feeling pretty insecure about my small penis, wanna go shooting with the freedom brothers? I'd love to see that big ol' bald eagle America shlong of yours. Mmm, I wanna make you butthurt if ya know what I mean ;) no homo"
by SmittyWebenjagermanjensen#1 February 8, 2017
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Shoot me one

When someone just needs to let you know a goodie
by handlesog December 22, 2020
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Shooting some Cs

To Fire off or to Say the "C-word" 2 or more times
I was shooting some Cs when I walked past an Asian.

Hey, Can I have the pass to shoot some Cs?
by pepto-Monkey November 6, 2023
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Shoot da cruz

The locals of Hawaii use the term "shoot da cruz" to signify hanging out.
Eh brah, we go shoot da cruz down by Wallz!
by MzBoobies808 September 1, 2010
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Texas Shoot Out

When about to ejaculate you put a nerf dart (preferably with a thumbtack taped or glued to the end) into the urethra and shoot it onto the woman's face or breast
Guy: It was going well until i hit her eye with the texas shoot out

Guy 2: Dang bro, thats gotta sting
by Haha statue goes bonk August 13, 2020
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Shoot The Whole Flamingo

To have overdone what was needed to complete a task to the point that your efforts were excessive or unnecessary
I know we don’t need to get the most expensive car wash but I want it to look nice for Sarah, so let’s just shoot the whole flamingo and get the deluxe wash
by Waniel Kim September 23, 2020
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