by THE TRUTH TELLER1234 November 2, 2020

by THE FRIDIOT August 14, 2014

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs
Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
by Spenser C January 31, 2009

by Phenomentality January 14, 2011

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.
by mister creepy February 23, 2011

An obscure and dicy act that, while during lovemaking, (presumably in a normal position) pressure is applied to the abdomen of the female partner (ovaries, hence the "eggs") in quick bursts with the hands.
I gave my bitch some hard eggs last week. Pounded down a natty while she recovered afterward. It was chill.
by RippinOnNC January 25, 2011

Codename for: Pills and Coke which is a deadly combination when taken but it will get you energized and you can always get it for da L.O.
That dude just had some scrambled eggs and grits today he was feeling like iron man and now he shittin' on the game. That "we" shit just got played out real quick.
by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011
