system dump

Often the first call of nature after a strongly spiced meal is a system dump.

Extra strong curry may result in a system dump to floppy.

We went out to an Indian restaurant last night and I badly needed a system dump this morning.

by wilkanton July 10, 2009

Dump Trumpet

The Anus

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.

by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011

mutual dump

- when both people end a relationship together

- when both people are to blame for being dumped

- yo man it was a mutual dump !

by dumpydoo8 May 11, 2010

Trump Dump

When Donald Tweets stupid shit, he is having another Trump dump!

Did you hear about the latest Trump dump? Fake news? That's a nice Trump dump!💩😬

by Farty McFartface November 12, 2018

trump and dump

A tactic whereby a politician deflects criticism by creating a new, unrelated controversy.

Donald Thump reacted to the latest Mueller indictments by pulling another trump and dump: he said outrageous, undiplomatic things to the G-7 leaders, who are our friends.

by smjgJsbjgsm July 27, 2018

Data dump

The act of inserting sperm which contains terabytes of data into a fellow human.

Dude after my date i made a huge data dump.

by Hamezc October 6, 2017

dump in the oven

When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.

Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven

by Paulo Positive November 13, 2014