goddamn ducks

A term used when you, or someone around you farts. This is because a fart sounds like a duck

Person 1: *farts*... goddamn ducks
Person 2: goddamn ducks...

*Person 3 walks in*
Person 3: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?!
Person 1: goddamn ducks!

by Jason December 13, 2004

dick and duck

To sleep with someone and then leave quickly that night/the next morning and/or avoid them at all costs afterward. Primarily a male action.

Guy 1: Did you know that girl we just passed?
Guy 2: Uh yeah but I sort of had to dick and duck her, so I didn't want to say hello.

by wjcynx1 March 2, 2010

Duck Stacking

The hottest new underground sport, full of CRAZY, INTENSE ACTION. The goal is to stack as many rubber ducks atop each other as possible before your tower falls. Competitive duck stacking circles can be found in underground clubs if you know who to ask.

"Hey man, have you ever tried Duck Stacking?"

"Tried it!? Dude, I did a quadruple-helix megastack of 5 ducks, yesterday."

"Fuck you, man, you're full of shit."

by Hotels March 18, 2009

duck tours

All the fuckers in beantown drivin around on a mini fuckin tank, quakin their asses off at the locals.

Hey look a duck tours!

Shit...where's my duck hunting gun?

by sophoric April 10, 2008

having the duck.

Having sex in a strange, easy to get caught place, that makes your friends jealous.

ie: On a fire truck or ambulance.

Reference taken from an episode of "Darma and Greg."

Kuperberg: My girlfriend and I did it on a motorcycle AND the rescue truck!
Robin: No way! I can't believe you have the duck! My boyfriend and I wanted to do that!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 16, 2005

Duck Bill

The process of shaping ones hand like a duck bill in order to insert into a anal or vaginal cavity. This is often the first step to fisting.

Did you duck bill her first? YEY-UH!!!

by Alex Shrieker January 17, 2011

Puddle Duck

A puddle duck is a female with exceedingly low standards. Primarily in the class of drug addicts. A puddle duck says you puddle is the only one but in reality is in many.

Yo your girls a puddle duck

by PuddleMaster February 27, 2017