Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.

Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!

by okpank March 8, 2011

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus November 1, 2012

Cooter Wine

The grapes you ferment into wine inside your vagina.

We just drank a whole of box of Hannah's cooter wine! Related to butt chugging.

by Fuzz Aldrin February 22, 2013

cooterfest

An annual get together in the North Georgia Mountains to celebrate all that the Cooter offers.

Hey dude, got the truck loaded down with guns and beer....headed to Cooterfest 2k13!!!

by BCBaller November 25, 2013

cooter horn

An over sized clit.

Her cooter horn almost poked me in the eye last night

by burque March 2, 2014

cooter bunnies

Any sexually transmitted disease on one's vagina

He did not have sex with her because she is known to have cooter bunnies.

by its_me_Jasper March 11, 2014