Christian-G

A person who readily enjoys homosexual experiences but won't accept his homosexuality.

Mark: Yo christian, you enjoy that texan piledriver last night?
Christian: What are you talking about. I have no clue what you're talking about.
Mark: You're such a Christian-G. Stop rejecting your feelings for me.

by THEREALG69 April 1, 2015

Christian Abriel

The guy that everybody knows. A hot sexy beast, whose funny and caring. Who walks around like that “nigga”.

Man, that Christian Abriel is something else.

by 0Envy March 30, 2019

Cody Christian

The most wonderful person in the world and one of the best actors I know. He's very cute and kind and cares so much about his mother. Also he's very hot (by the way he's so much more than hot) and deserves so much happiness.

Person 1: Hey did you saw the picture of Cody Christian and his mother?
Person 2: Yeah, he cares so much about her and he is so cute.

by junixlahey April 21, 2017

Nashville Christian

closeted homophobes

Omg you went to Nashville Christian, get well soon!

by User_urban_Anonymous November 20, 2021

Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023

Orthoducks Christian

A Christian who is new to the faith and blindly believes in all trending Christian beliefs out of ignorance, or is simply a life-long sheep to all the popular Orthodox Christian views. Ducks are known for their social behavior and often exhibit following behavior, especially in family groups. Ducklings, in particular, are known to closely follow their parents or adult leaders. An Orthoducks Christian won't take a hard stance on any of the unpopular secondary issues, yet will strongly believe in doctrines like "The Trinity", without even knowing what it is.

"Cassady is an Orthoducks Christian and barely knows the Bible, but would die for his beliefs in a heartbeat."

by StillTrying2Help August 10, 2023

Christian with benefits

Being a devout Christian while also engaging in premarital sex.

Guy 1: I gotta try to hook up with her.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.

by EscapeTheBubble April 25, 2021