butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep

"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully

by Ball tickler June 22, 2023

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monkey butthole

When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.

"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."

by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021

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UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.

Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night

by Mjc1125 December 03, 2018

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Butthole Fountain

A more appropriate name for a Bidet.

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."

by randogurl October 08, 2024

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butthole man

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

by Treywinmag November 08, 2023

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