brain lazers

the sensation one experiences following a huge bong rip. oft,en accompanied by a furrowing of the brow, clenching of the teeth, and complete debilitation.

HOLY FUCK. HUGE HIT. BRAIN LAZERS AHHHH

by crimsmoke11 May 23, 2011

Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.

Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.

by skmad1212 June 28, 2013

binge brain

When your brain becomes mush in the middle of a streaming binge.

I suffered from binge brain after six straight episodes of “Russian Doll”

by MA Delerium March 2, 2019

Tattoo Brain

The utter lack of any brain power or ability to think straight after a long tattoo.

After being tattooed, Jane was unable to count her cash due to a case of tattoo brain.

by Inkybynature October 13, 2018

Brain Blind

The inability to detect intelligence in a friend or acquaintance.

So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.

by shtooops November 15, 2009

pebble brain

THE BEST ALBUM LITERALLY EVER ?/!:!:$:?.$.$:!:$,!/&.&/&7;

person 1: “what are you listening to?”

person 2: “the bangiest banger in the history of bangers, pebble brain, lovejoy’s new album”

person 1: “stop talking about banging, i thought you were a virgin”

by skveiy October 21, 2021

Rock brain

When you brain is as useful as a rock.

Man, after hitting that blunt I got mad rock brain.

by Gwilz November 5, 2018