by Hotbadassbitch September 16, 2020
Get the Zoe Lavernemug. zoe has a huge fat juicy ass. she is NOT a virgin who can’t drive. they are cute jeans. they are an astronaut, chef, athlete, teacher, president, mechanic, nursing student, lawyer, forensic dude, works at mcdonalds. they are a materialistic person with hello kitty y2k themed lingerie.
Zoe slept with your mum.
by zoe’s dog November 24, 2021
Get the Zoemug. You’re lucky if you know a Zoe. Zoes are the best friends you could ever have. Zoes are kind and loving and sometimes crazy. But watch out. If you have a brother then she might just end up falling in love with him. Zoes are always brunette and so pretty. And your brother will fall for her hard. So just watch out for that. But every Zoe is all around amazing and never bland. They will make you laugh so hard and you’ll be their bestie forever. I’m jelly if you have a Zoe as a friend
Person 1:omg did you hear what happened to my friend?
Person 2: no. What happened?
Person 1: I heard that she became best friends with a Zoe and then Zoe started dating her brother!
Person 2: woah that’s crazy. She’s lucky to have a Zoe as a friend and soon to be sister in law
Person 2: no. What happened?
Person 1: I heard that she became best friends with a Zoe and then Zoe started dating her brother!
Person 2: woah that’s crazy. She’s lucky to have a Zoe as a friend and soon to be sister in law
by Theslay August 24, 2023
Get the Zoemug. Most sexy thing ever and is prob in love with that one weird guy/girl in the halls, and are way to good for them but love them anyway, but never has the balls to tell them. They are %100 emo, white boy or just quiet. Anyway you are super sexy and put up with everyone's crap and we all know you are secretly depressed. Zoe is very loud and has many friends, while being so god damn nervous and introverted.
Zoe <3
Zoe <3
by jackiomg November 23, 2021
Get the zoemug. by WefrmHaiti...itslit May 1, 2023
Get the Zoemug. A beautiful girl that pulls all the guys even though she doesn’t think she’s all that. Boys break up with there girlfriends just to get a chance with her. She usually is a short girl 5’5 or 5’4, hecka athlete with tons of guy best friends and a mother to all her friends. She normally likes guys with the names that start with D and she knows how to beat someone’s butt if needed
by DawsonB October 16, 2022
Get the Zoemug. Zoe is a queen to many people (the zonuts/zemons) even though she made mistakes she should be so hated she is amazing and beautiful and HEATHER
by smexy mother trucker dude October 25, 2020
Get the Zoe Lavernemug.