Fancy British term for masturbation. Originally coined by Winston Churchill during the Victorian era for use as a better sounding word for what he does during his free time.
Hugh Grant is a fucking wanker.
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Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.
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A Winkel is a type of fairy with a distorted body that is still somehow cute.
Also known as: Fairy winkel, Winkel Fey, or a Winkel fairy
Winkels are creatures with three fingers, really strong hair strands, have weird body features, beautiful wings of different sizes (typically fairy like or insect like wings), are about the same height as humans, and have tails of different shapes and sizes.
Winkels like pretty things and like making themselves pretty as well, weather it's having nice hair or a cute(?) face.
Winkels fly around using fairy dust that comes from their wings, even though they look like they could never be able to fly. they rarely do fly, although it is in fact possible.
Common winkel hobbies include: collecting, applying makeup, baking, gardening, competitive tic tack toe, feeding birds, and other fairy things.
Common names for winkels are usually quite odd in comparison to human names.
Popular names are:
- Names ending in inkel and adding a word at the end, ex: Finkel flop
-Names resembling objects, ex: chair
-Other names like Jacquevus or Finger bob might be used as well.
Common practices for winkel fairys include: meeting neighbors and giving them cinnamon or buttered toast as a gift, and other things.
Winkels also do not understand the concept of gender, or maybe they do…they are confusing creatures. None the less winkel couples often use husband and wife interchangeably but usually use wife when referring to each other.
A Winkel is a type of fairy with a distorted body that is still somehow cute.
Also known as: Fairy winkel, Winkel Fey, or a Winkel fairy
Winkels are creatures with three fingers, really strong hair strands, have weird body features, beautiful wings of different sizes (typically fairy like or insect like wings), are about the same height as humans, and have tails of different shapes and sizes.
Winkels like pretty things and like making themselves pretty as well, weather it's having nice hair or a cute(?) face.
Winkels fly around using fairy dust that comes from their wings, even though they look like they could never be able to fly. they rarely do fly, although it is in fact possible.
Common winkel hobbies include: collecting, applying makeup, baking, gardening, competitive tic tack toe, feeding birds, and other fairy things.
Common names for winkels are usually quite odd in comparison to human names.
Popular names are:
- Names ending in inkel and adding a word at the end, ex: Finkel flop
-Names resembling objects, ex: chair
-Other names like Jacquevus or Finger bob might be used as well.
Common practices for winkel fairys include: meeting neighbors and giving them cinnamon or buttered toast as a gift, and other things.
Winkels also do not understand the concept of gender, or maybe they do…they are confusing creatures. None the less winkel couples often use husband and wife interchangeably but usually use wife when referring to each other.
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