Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

Nah I’d win

Something you say before you lose

Gojo: nah I’d win
Also gojo: dies

by SGWonYt August 21, 2025

must win

The Philadelphia Eagles

They better f-in win today!!
Can’t believe we’re in a “must win situation”

by Rev. Blood Green 🌳🦅💚 October 28, 2018

win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!

If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Bi-Winning

The act of winning both sides Winning here and there

Charlie Sheen: Bipolar WOW what does that even mean
Interviewer: I guess that your in 2 ends of the spectrum
CS:and then what what's the cure medicine? make me like them?...i'm bi-winning i win HERE and i win THERE now what?

by mdrizzledrizzy March 28, 2011

Superpowers can't win wars against eachother

Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?

Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

win dough

n. Money obtained through gambling.

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How you going to pay for all that dope?

I am using this here win dough of opportunity.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2013