A dumb ass guy that dont know how to get his fucking mouth straight and stick his big ass nose where it dont belong
her: bro this dude im talkin to, he literally a fucking wast
him: whats a wast
her: a dumb guy that aint got his shit together
him: ohhh okay
him: whats a wast
her: a dumb guy that aint got his shit together
him: ohhh okay
by yogirllivv February 2, 2024

lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.
lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.
lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.
lesbemen:
pick it.
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.
lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.
lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.
lesbemen:
pick it.
by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016

"Something stinks around here, right Fred?" "Yeah, the waste cooks are baking up a storm in the next building."
by Pet-AM December 25, 2008

Someone whom is hated simply because their intellectual level is higher then others and can simply out Witt them
by ****slurp**** June 4, 2018

Bro you were so Walter wasted last night you argued with the bartender on the name on the tab because it didn't say Walter
by Dirty Dirty Delux August 6, 2022

A very useless person.
by Pokémon_Master January 31, 2021

Getting so fucked up that the following happen: vomiting, blacking out, not being able to stand, cannot walk straight, feeling like death, going numb, incredible stupor.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy outside of the dorm last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he high fived me and went back to puking.
Guy 1: Dude he was SO WASTED.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he high fived me and went back to puking.
Guy 1: Dude he was SO WASTED.
by Outdoorsman8k August 20, 2017
