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Mum Legs

When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)
Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!

Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!

Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...

Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show
by MANX PROPHET August 18, 2015
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Mum

Mum or mom. I love my mom very much. But I love my mum just as much. Its expected that a true momma’s boy love mom. But you never expect a mum. She is a lady that is the grandma to my kids. If I dont treat her right. SetMe right.
I dont deserve my mum. But I am very thankful.
by Permanent Scarlet Letter January 7, 2019
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your mum

your mum.
chavvy abby: who is going to the party tonight?

you: your mum.
by rnboozle January 15, 2022
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your mum

A very old sexy woman that takes photos with a garbage can.
Do you see your mum? Why is she taking photos with the trash can?
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ur mum

ur mums a slag
by urmumsbighole December 29, 2021
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sorry mum

telling someone to do something or when they say something stupid
Alice : your cat stripped on your phone and broke it

me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum
by danadoodle July 26, 2017
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Ur mum

by Mrbunz January 3, 2019
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