hard off

noun

To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.

antonyms:

hard on

Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.

Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?

Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.

Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.

by cahill4554 March 17, 2011

qoo hard

To go really fucking hard.

qoo hard or qoo home my nigga!

this song qoo hard

by sex_gawd1 December 5, 2013

Hard Jewelry

Jewelry that is so hard... that it might be harder than my throbbing when I see your mother. The pussy is attracted to you when the Hard Jewelry is equipped.

Jesus Christ bro how do you have so many bitches????
I wear hard jewelry 😎

by Spingorgniggas December 7, 2021

hard tooter

A big ass.

aye, that chick has a hard tooter.

by Idito January 22, 2018

hard shell

If you have a high bone density, then you have a hard shell- meaning a skeleton that is tough to break or fracture.

Larry fell out of tree and broke no bones, he must have a hard shell!”

by Urbandefinitionsaremypassion December 11, 2017

hard reboot

When your significant other sticks their thumb in your butt and pinches your taint

I was whiskey drunk, couldn't get it up and needed a hard reboot

by Payn March 1, 2014

hard knight

A very extreem person who is just too cool for words most often he rides a Motorcycle.

"Damn, Hans is a HARD KNIGHT"

by Jake Gibson June 3, 2003