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Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point
Math Teacher: What is 1-1

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Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!
by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024
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Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022
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a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.
the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome
by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023
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French Teacher

The French teacher is one of the best teachers, one of the bois who you can make jokes with, unfortunately, they teach French which is unobjectively the WORST subject.
what do we have next? French, with the good French Teacher, I love them but I hate French
by Gog403 May 27, 2023
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teacher friend

Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the teacher in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.
I had lunch with my teacher friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what she will teach in the fall.
by Calc64 March 19, 2023
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