Shock and Awe

Performing a malicious and repeated fecal attack on your toilet from your anus above... Usually followed by a foul stench of death and putrid filth.

"hang on man.. let me shit now before we go to the movies... I dont think their toilets can handle my shock and awe."

by JadeHawk June 8, 2004

Shocking

Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.

Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.

Related forms:

Verb: Shock

Adverb: Shockingly

Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.

"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"

by ixilliana March 2, 2017

Rocker Shocker

A gesture made by rock/metal fans used to pleasure women.

" Show that chick the rocker shocker. "

by ShaneD August 3, 2006

cock shock

when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.

"Why is Martha so shaky?"
"Oh, because Martha has cock shock."

by hippie du magique October 4, 2008

shock jock

Radio personality used to make the masses feel better about themselves.

"If this shock jock has a show than I must be a friggin genius!"

by Dave-O August 19, 2003

pearl shocker

when fucking a girl in the vag. right before she orgasms you punch her in the clit.

anal discharge might occur do to the vibrations of the punch and thus the pearl shocker.

by tommy diaz February 16, 2009

Sticker shock

The reaction you has when you discover exactly how young the girl you've been dating really is.

"Brian had sticker shock when he discovered that his girlfriend was really 17"

by Telewyn May 10, 2007