I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!
by Benncm May 7, 2017
Get the Fart Sausagemug. When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.
Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
by EnigmaActivate February 15, 2017
Get the Crusty Sausagemug. by Home girl A May 22, 2016
Get the dropped the sausagemug. I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!
What a Sausage Thief!
What a Sausage Thief!
by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010
Get the Sausage Thiefmug. Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.
Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.
Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.
Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.
by glittergirlgill February 21, 2011
Get the Dropping the Sausagemug. A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.
The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.
by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014
Get the Sausage Vulturemug. by Salami Mami69 February 16, 2021
Get the Johny’s sausagemug.