1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.
2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:
* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine
Mixing instructions:
in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.
2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:
* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine
Mixing instructions:
in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!
I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.
I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.
by James March 6, 2004
Get the Toocan Sammug. Sam Endicott is the singer, songwriter, and one of the two guitarists of The Bravery. He is awesome!
Kid 1: "Hey, how do you think Endicott did in that concert last night?"
Kid 2: "Dude, he was awesome."
Kid 2: "Dude, he was awesome."
by Sugar and Pie August 30, 2005
Get the Sam Endicottmug. 1. What in the Sam Hill is wrong with my computer?!
2. What in the Sam Hill do you think you're doing?
3. Holy Sam Hill...
2. What in the Sam Hill do you think you're doing?
3. Holy Sam Hill...
by Ajix Black July 17, 2006
Get the sam hillmug. Any plan involving general disappointment and an early end to the night.
Participants will often be unaware they are involved in a Sam Plan until they are at home eating Hungry Jacks, wondering why it was such a disappointing night.
Participants will often be unaware they are involved in a Sam Plan until they are at home eating Hungry Jacks, wondering why it was such a disappointing night.
Eg. 1
"I know, lets go to E55, it'll be sweet!!!"
"Nah man, that sounds like a Sam Plan, think i might grab some HJ's and go home."
Eg. 2
"Hey, lets go to (insert crap bar nobody has ever heard of)!!!"
"Ummm... ok."
......10 minutes later......
"This is shit, fuckin Sam Plan!! I'm going to HJ's".
Eg. 3
"This bar is shit, why are we here?"
"Sam Plan!"
"I know, lets go to E55, it'll be sweet!!!"
"Nah man, that sounds like a Sam Plan, think i might grab some HJ's and go home."
Eg. 2
"Hey, lets go to (insert crap bar nobody has ever heard of)!!!"
"Ummm... ok."
......10 minutes later......
"This is shit, fuckin Sam Plan!! I'm going to HJ's".
Eg. 3
"This bar is shit, why are we here?"
"Sam Plan!"
by Sam plan victim May 19, 2008
Get the Sam Planmug. Sam Hunt, or more appropriately Sam Cunt, is a "country music" 'artist' who sounds like a failed rapper's tone-deaf cousin. Granted he has, like, one half-decent song. But, other than that his music is complete and utter dogshit.
Anyone who thinks Sam Hunt is a good musician should visit a proctologist to see if they can get their head removed from their own ass.
by NiGhTwINg150 August 11, 2018
Get the Sam Huntmug. Sam Manson (adj.)
A "Sam Manson" is a guy who is pretty much awesome. A "Sam Manson" is a genuinely nice person with good intentions and has a good sense of humour. If a guy is a "Sam Manson", that means that he is much loved by everybody, especially his girlfriend to whom he is very good to. "Sam Manson"s are also known to be extremely sexy with their large muscles.
A "Sam Manson" is a guy who is pretty much awesome. A "Sam Manson" is a genuinely nice person with good intentions and has a good sense of humour. If a guy is a "Sam Manson", that means that he is much loved by everybody, especially his girlfriend to whom he is very good to. "Sam Manson"s are also known to be extremely sexy with their large muscles.
That guy is so amazing, hes such a Sam Manson!
That guy is so sweet to his girlfriend, what a Sam Manson!
That guy was so buff hes a Sam Manson!
That guy is so sweet to his girlfriend, what a Sam Manson!
That guy was so buff hes a Sam Manson!
by Sarah1459 January 7, 2011
Get the Sam Mansonmug. When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.
by JoZG October 20, 2008
Get the The Uncle Sammug.