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Sloppy salmon

A sloppy salmon is where a man fucks a woman with a fish and then slaps that pussy with the dead fish
I’m gunna sloppy salmon you tonight
by Dequavis Jones March 16, 2019
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sloppy jo

a really gross girl who needs to wash her face and hair
sloppy jo is very sloppy and she has craters in her face....my sloppy jo is all sloppy and NO JO!!!!!1
by Ren June 27, 2004
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sloppy copy

When a man cums into a woman's ear hole and becomes very dirty so you copy it and put onto a printer then give it to your friends.
"Hey do you want my sloppy copy, I have a few extra"
by cheeseplease17 March 7, 2017
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Sloppy Seconds

A type of drink (shooter) made from Jack Daniels and Grenadine. The name comes from the slower moving grenadine, which comes out a sloppy second.
I'll have 4 Sloppy Seconds please" ... "The young man would like a Sloppy Second
by MVR123 October 14, 2010
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sloppy platypus

It's the sex position that get's every time.
guy one: what's your favorite sex position?
guy two: the sloppy platypus.
guy one: you sick fuck!
by cococococococoocococo January 23, 2012
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sloppy seconds

Preventing your wife from having another man's baby by pulling those panties down and eating out the cum inside her.
My wife woke me up late last night by coming home from a party and squatting over on my face to give me sloppy seconds.
by EatsHerClean November 10, 2007
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sloppy shoulders

Sloppy shoulders, a person whom consistently attempts to avoid responsibility for their own actions or others they have authority over.

A person whom knows how to do a job properly, put cannot be bothered to do it probably, does half the job and does it badly.
Sloppy shoulders I’ve shown you how to do this correctly countless times
by Matthew1900 January 18, 2007
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