Sean Bates

Sean Bates is a beautiful specimen with blonde hair with a average height of 5’6 to 6’3 they like to listen to Kamala Harris or like tamimpalla something like that. They also enjoy getting drunk lit Krunk and/or funky. Sean would also have a friend named Massimo that’s short and stubby or tall and lanky your choice. Sean has what one would call “rizz” and call pull most women and gay men. “If I could rate Sean I’d rate him 11/10” - some random tranny named Alex

Man I love Sean bates he is so amazing!

by Mahsee September 3, 2023

Sean Lyons

A word used to describe a huge loser. They're usually deformed in the ear area and are ugly and rude. Also describes someone with no friends.

God I hate that kid. He's ugly and disgusting. A real Sean Lyons

by asdf9876 May 27, 2017

Sean Zheng

A man who plays wapo. He often goes by Le'Sean and is quite the Alpha male.

Simba: Is that Mufasa?
Old Monkey Dude: No its Sean Zheng

by Le'Sean Zheng March 5, 2019

Sean Rinaldi

Laszlo's best friend, pal, home-boy, rotten soldier, sweet cheese, and above all... is good-time boyyy

Also known as "SEANIEEEEE"

You can invoke him if you mention the Ocean's franchise

Sean Rinaldi : "You know what Bitcoin is right ?"

Laszlo : "They created a currency based on penises ?"

Sean : "What."

by aregularhumanbartender December 22, 2022

Sean or Alex

A type of tradesman that can't do anything useful, worse than an apprentice at everything!

I need someone that can paint, properly, no Sean or Alex, beginners welcome!

by Sycox December 9, 2024

Sean Ob Knight

a large fat like creature, a cum guzzling moose like to jerk off in McDonalds bathrooms hoping to land the next secret sauce. On his off time, he prefers to say he saves live by taking a shit on young males chests while playing with his clit.

Hey Vinny Drips, it appears there is another Sean Ob Knight in the bathroom

by boobies69boobies March 27, 2019

Sean Hannity

One of the worst political shows on TV, His viewers are also stupid rednecks who talk about "Big government SoCiAlIsTs" while watching Sean Hannity who literally wears a CIA pin (One of the most powerful agencies in the "big government"), And Sean Hannity also secretly supports Hunter Biden (Called for trump to pardon him if jailed)

Sean Hannity is a con artist and makes millons out of it

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024