I feel so slutty with all the randome I've been giving; I should really scale it back but there are so many deserving men.
by theUlTiMaTebabe March 8, 2011

Cannot begin to keep up with you
by Totally Random July 1, 2022

When some dude is jumping up yelling "Miami!" in a very inappropriate situation, this is called a random Miami. The random Miami has to be executed truely without any context to be classified as a classic random Miami. A random Miami is said to occur very rarely and therefore is an event only the luckiest of man will experience more than once in his lifetime.
Some dude: "MIAMI!!!" - "Wow, was that just a classic random Miami? My grandfather told me about this!"
by the_bj March 1, 2019

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by slimeyluhdude.shau27 June 11, 2023

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!
Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.
Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.
"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*
by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022

Disorder in which someone randomly quotes a particular movie/scene from either a movie/show from time to time
"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew!" she says. "Did you just quote Lord of the Rings? You must have Random Movie Quote Disorder (RMQD)!" he replies.
by WassabiChild February 11, 2017
