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Vegetarian porn

Porn where there is only plants, but no flesh neither animals involved. And humans are animals made of flesh.

Therefore, it is the only non-zoophile porn on the web.
In the best vegetarian porn I saw, a pollen grain got to the stigma of a pistil.
by Pers0nne August 4, 2012
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Porn Slam

When you see someone quickly close their laptop screen when someone else enters the room
Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in
by Dampornslam October 25, 2011
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Porn Chaser

An individual browsing a video-based pornography site who constantly finds more interesting videos among the thumbnails at the bottom of the page. This often promotes a distraction from watching the initial video, and, subsequently, prevents the individual from getting after him or herself as originally intended.
The porn chaser nervously switched from "Saggy Sluts" to "Hardcore Grandmas" to "Debbie does the lower 40," all before his parents came home.
by Harold F. Terry November 22, 2011
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Inspiration Porn

Everybody loves a story about an underdog who overcame incredible odds, or a prodigal son/daughter who found redemption. This in itself does not qualify as “Inspiration Porn”.

(1.) In general, Inspiration porn is when an individual takes someone else’s genuinely inspirational story and uses it to support their point of view on something. (This point of view is often revolting and completely detached from the life experience of the story they are using.)

Example: A guy posts a story about a multiple amputee athlete with something like, “Quit your excuses” when the guy is neither an athlete, or suffering from a physical disability. (Just hates fat people).

(2.) When someone takes a one in a million odds story, and tries to use it to make a case that X, Y, Z, systemic issue is not really a problem, because this one person in a million got past it.

(3.) When a person with all the tact and empathy of a rock, uses inspirational stories to justify their general lack of compassion, (often while laboring under the delusion that they themselves are beacons of total self-sufficiency.) This sort of person often pays scrupulous attention to the beginning and end of an inspirational story, while ignoring everything in between.
An inspirational story wouldn’t be considered inspirational if the outcome was likely or probable. So you’ve got to be equal parts revolting and stupid, to try and use “inspiration porn” as an argument for what every person should achieve. Especially when that life experience is completely out of your depth.

Be careful to watch out for snakes who try and use inspiration porn as an excuse to keep the world just the way it is, while ignoring systemic injustices.
by Olive989 March 21, 2023
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Porn account

An account on a site, for instance on Reddit, made for looking at and commenting on porn.
Josh made an anonymous porn account in addition to his main so that his friends wouldn't see all of his filth.
by Violetgirl November 26, 2020
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waterbottle porn

when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex
"hey did you watch that new waterbottle porn?" " yeah so hot right"
by chairman85 December 26, 2020
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anxiety porn

(n) Behavior created expressly to incite terror for a broadcast audience.
The ad-hoc klan rally at the Capitol on 1/6/21 was pure anxiety porn. The terrorists derived great gratification from committing violent crimes in our seat of democracy. Anxiety porn should be classified as treason and terrorism.
by Anntichrist S. Coulter January 7, 2021
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