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Smurf Poo

Plain and simple, 'Blu Tack'.
office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"
by Skinuss May 18, 2008
mugGet the Smurf Poomug.

poo knuckle

The slightly less pleasurable, but still delightful act of receiving a handjob while taking a shit. The predecessor to the blumpkin.
Stephens girlfriend was too stingy to give him a full blown blumpkin, so she elected to give him a poo knuckle. He was meagerly satisfied.
by theTHICKNESS December 27, 2011
mugGet the poo knucklemug.

pussy poo

by HenDo915 August 10, 2018
mugGet the pussy poomug.

poo heckler

That person who, when someone is using the restroom for an extended visit (#2), continuously rattles the doorkonb, bangs on the door, and/or yells "watchya doin in there?".
The objective of this rude assault on a person at their most defenseless moment is to make the victims dump unrelaxing and stressful as possible. Extreme heckling can at times prevent poo entirely, leaving the victim at risk of a hershey squirt later on.
The Poo Heckler most often lurks around offices or other densly populated areas, preferably with small, single occupant restrooms. This enables maximum humiliation and discomfort to their victims.
Poo Heckler is not to be confused with "dump cheerleader" or the infamous "turd burglar"
"i was taking a nice relaxing dump, but Jamie kept banging on the door and rattling the doorknob. What a total poo heckler!!"
by wordman07 May 25, 2007
mugGet the poo hecklermug.

Tandem poo

We two people poo into one receptical simultaneously.
Me and my girlfriend just had our first tandem poo. It was more emotional then sex.
by the grumpy nipple doctor March 11, 2012
mugGet the Tandem poomug.

poo dollar

The art of wipping ones rear end after defication with a dollar bill in a public place. The one dollar note is then folded, crumpled, and/or placed face down in a public place with the aim that someone else will pick it up and get feces on them or their person.
Oh snap thats shit on that dollar bill, someone left me a poo dollar.
by Gavin F October 3, 2006
mugGet the poo dollarmug.

poo bat

When the strength of an aroma post shit is so overwhelming its effect is similar to being smashed in the head with a large object. i.e. the poo bat.
I went into the toilet after Peter had a shit and was smashed in the face with the poo bat
by techno84 August 23, 2007
mugGet the poo batmug.

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