“Texas police officer”:
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 28, 2022
Get the Texas Police Officermug. <.7.9.7.6.>Marvel Comics Perfect Therapy So All Marvel Comics Comes With Police Department Evaluations For Individuals Towards Neuroscience Whom Only Pay Attention To ThE Lobe That Listens To Sounds<.7.9.7.6.>
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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Marvel Comics Perfect Therapy So All Marvel Comics Comes With Police Department Evaluations For Individuals Towards Neuroscience Whom Only Pay Attention To ThE Lobe That Listens To Sounds<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by sagnock police February 9, 2017
Get the Sagnock policemug. The act of 4 cannabis enthusiasts taking a trip to the police station in an automobile, each with a fully packed bong.
The driver then honks the horn 3 times, and the reeferheads must finish their bowls and drive off before the police come outside.
The driver then honks the horn 3 times, and the reeferheads must finish their bowls and drive off before the police come outside.
by chortleBagChungus April 11, 2024
Get the Police Station Burnridemug. UTTP IS A GROUP OF INTERNET TROLLS THAT HARASS YOUTUBERS THEY DEEM ''CRINGE'' AND FANDOMS, MOST OF THEM ARE AGED 12-15 AND THEY USUALLY SPAM IN PEOPLES COMMENT SECTIONS AND DOXX, TOMMY PARKY IS THEIR FOUNDER.IN 2010 TOMMY PARKY/SOUTHPARKSTUDIOSABLE HARASSED MANY CHANNELS THEN FOUNDED A GROUP CALLED UTUBETROLLPOLICE TEAM TO HARASS CHANNELS AND ATTACK TROLLS. MANY NEW MEMBERS JOINED LIKE OFFICER SIMON PEGG AND MORE. UTTP CONTINUED HARASSING MANY PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE AND ACCUSED THEM OF TROLLING. THIS EVENTUALLY CAUSED UTTP TO BECOME A TROLLING GROUP ITSELF. THE ORIGINAL UTTP CHANNEL UTUBETROLLPOLICETEAM GOT TERMINATED IN DECEMBER 2013. UTTP PERSISTED AND BECAME AN ANTI FANDOM GROUP AND MOVED TO GOOGLE+ (DISCONTINUED AS OF NOW) TO HARASS FANDOMS LIKE FNAF AND MORE. UTTP ALSO BECAME FANS OF GOANIMATE AND CONTINUED THIS UNTIL 2020 WHEN SHERBASE12 ''HACKED'' (JUST ASKED 9 YEAR OLDS THEIR GMAIL AND PASSWORD) MANY GACHA CHANNELS. THIS WAS CALLED OPERATION GACHAFALL. UTTP CONTINUED HARASSING AND DOXXING AND HACKING GACHA KIDS AND TOMMY PARKY RETURNED. UTTP DIED AGAIN AND WAS BROUGHT BACK BY ANIME SUCKS, ADMIRAL,GLEN, AND DEFENDER. UTTP HARASSED MORE FANDOMS LIKE TADC AND MD AND GT AND THIS CONTINUED ALL THE WAY TO 2024. EMPEROR PYRGE SPLIT UTTP INTO RUTTP AND DIVERGED. RUTTP CONTINUED UNTIL IT GOT NUKED BY FPS AND MOST RUTTP MEMBERS JOINED UTTP OR JOINED THE NEWLY FOUNDED CUTTP. ADMIRAL MADE A SPAMBOT WHICH SPAMS MULTIPLE COMMENTS WHICH CONTINUES TO TODAY
by lionheart102394 March 25, 2024
Get the UTTP Policemug. A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.
* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
by fuckinOGsnazzle November 9, 2018
Get the King County Police Departmentmug. 
Get the is that a policemug.