patrick mininger

A mini fag that has no life

Your a Patrick mininger

by Patrick Mininger November 28, 2016

Patrick

Patrick is often bisexual and enjoys men's company as he fumbles the bag with girls. He is under a dry spell and is often ignored when he tries to talk in a group setting. This will soon be ended by an Alice or 'hey mamas' lesbian trying to be adventurous. On holiday Patrick enjoys long walks on the beach in his socks and sandals. When he needs suncream for his pasty skin, he can retrieve it from one of his 50 pockets in his cream cargo shorts (three quarter length ofc). He loves the green and can't hack the soup (the drinking ability of a 14-year-old girl).

"You're such a Patrick"
"Shut the fuck up, I feel sick"

by Paddycakes420 November 25, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is the most funnie guy eeeeeeeeeeeever

He's a purple meatball

It is this the crusty crab no its patrick!

by Evelyns cousin jameson December 29, 2019

Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober

Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.

by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021

Patrick

A patrick is the sexiest cunt gon

Look at that patrick hes sexy

by Patrick Mulraney November 9, 2019

Neil Patrick Harris'ed

When a gay couple has twins and they are genetically the father of one child each

Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.

by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing while drunk, you wish you were never born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by roarw December 17, 2019