The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
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Get the NEW YORK HOT POCKET mug.A New York Good Morning would be a playful, sunrise cuddle with a dash of city excitement and a sprinkle of sweet surprise!
If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.
(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)
-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum
Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
If the city excitement was a bagel on your dick and the sprinkle of surprise was everything seasoning on the tip.
(putting a bagel on your dick and sprinkling everything bagel seasoning on top then your partner eats it off your dong.)
-locals tend to yell "Hey I'm walking here" as they cum
Imagine your in a typical like office setting or maybe a busy coffee shop
And then you just get a tap on the shoulder or like “hey toots”
You turn around
And see like the harriest most jacked guy wearing nothing. Fully erect with the bagel around his dong
And he just says some fucked shit
“You want some shmear with that?!”
Just smiling confidently.
Meanwhile everyone around him yells in fear and is rightfully horrified
by Lillynotthebear May 22, 2025
Get the New York Goodmorning mug.1. An American state that, believe it or not, consists primarily of country fields, mountains, and forests. New York City is not all of New York, it's like 0.01% The Finger Lakes are where you want to be.
2. The state name that appears under "I *heart*" on someone's shirt who's never been to New York in their life.
3. A state that is geographically ideal and full of parks and beauty, but politically a cesspool that drives lifelong residents out.
2. The state name that appears under "I *heart*" on someone's shirt who's never been to New York in their life.
3. A state that is geographically ideal and full of parks and beauty, but politically a cesspool that drives lifelong residents out.
Ellie: "You coming to New York tomorrow?"
Adam: "You never mentioned anything about New York before. You going to Manhattan?"
Ellie: "Heck, no. The Finger Lakes Region. I'm going to see the Corning Museum of Glass."
Adam: "You never mentioned anything about New York before. You going to Manhattan?"
Ellie: "Heck, no. The Finger Lakes Region. I'm going to see the Corning Museum of Glass."
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