march 3rd

March 3rd is national dumbass day. Don't forget to celebrate!

Person 1: Hey happy march 3rd.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: national dumbass day!

by m o f o March 3, 2020

March 10

March 10 is the day you have to tell your crush you like them

Person 1: are you going to tell your crush you like them

Person 2: no

Person 1: but it is March 10
Person 2 fine

by Who. Cares March 10, 2020

melanin march

yes it’s a thing. it’s a month to celebrate non white folk. reparations.

not during melanin march???

by jeezalexis March 6, 2022

march madness

celebrating after Fap Free Feb.

jerking off as much as you can

Danny: hows your march madness going so far?

Brian: im upto 47

by thisisdudu March 11, 2010

The Marching Band

Where 3 or more guys line up and perform Rusty Trombones on one another.

When asked why all the guys were motor-boating each others' assholes, they proclaimed they were lining up for The Marching Band practice.

by CarnieHandJob August 13, 2014

March 25

Is grab a dick day

Oh its March 25th its grab a dick day

by Momma dicksy February 7, 2020

31 march

31 march innersloth will release airship map for among us.

31 march is a special day.

by Impostor (sus) March 21, 2021