melanin march

yes it’s a thing. it’s a month to celebrate non white folk. reparations.

not during melanin march???

by jeezalexis March 6, 2022

march 3rd

March 3rd is national dumbass day. Don't forget to celebrate!

Person 1: Hey happy march 3rd.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: national dumbass day!

by m o f o March 3, 2020

March 10

March 10 is the day you have to tell your crush you like them

Person 1: are you going to tell your crush you like them

Person 2: no

Person 1: but it is March 10
Person 2 fine

by Who. Cares March 10, 2020

march madness

celebrating after Fap Free Feb.

jerking off as much as you can

Danny: hows your march madness going so far?

Brian: im upto 47

by thisisdudu March 11, 2010

March 27

eat your girlfriends pussy out today boys

yo it’s march 27 i gotta eat my girlfriends pussy

by fuckmedaddypussy March 27, 2021

31 march

31 march innersloth will release airship map for among us.

31 march is a special day.

by Impostor (sus) March 21, 2021

The Marching Band

Where 3 or more guys line up and perform Rusty Trombones on one another.

When asked why all the guys were motor-boating each others' assholes, they proclaimed they were lining up for The Marching Band practice.

by CarnieHandJob August 13, 2014