While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.
What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.
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I used an anus time machine to eat that taco Bell again Only problem was that my pants were down In the middle of the taco bell
by katoom rider 76 May 13, 2014
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"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"
"Would you like me to give you a Minnesota Arcade Machine?"
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Get the concrete block machine mug.What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.
“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”
Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k
“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”
Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k
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