abe lincoln

What your opinion is worth.
Person offering advice or no use.

From the red cent, good only for prices of $XXXX.99

"Thanks for the 411 Abe (Lincoln)."

by McGyver March 2, 2005

Stinkin' Lincoln

During a 69 position, the man on top takes a dump on the partner's face and then places a five dollar bill on top of the steaming pile. (Also known as a dirty tip)

After we left Taco Bell, Shelly and I decided to 69 in her grandparents RV. After the A/C went out, I felt the need for a hot stinkin' lincoln.

by asbmatt September 26, 2009

Abe Lincoln

When you cut off your pubes, keep them in your hand while fucking. Then you pull out, jizz in the hand with the hair and rub it all over her face to make it look like she has a big burly beard!

Oh fuck so you came in a hand full of pubes and rubbed it all over her face. Yup she looks like Abe Lincoln

by DAHEADBAGR March 25, 2009

linus

father of the children, bo-stina and cammo milla. married and divorced with fido.
therefor linus is some one who is a ditching bastard.

-oh, look! there goes linus!
-yeah, but he was so mean to that poor fido..

by enold April 5, 2005

Lincoln Logs

When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.

"That is the hairiest lincoln logs session I've ever seen!"

"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."

by UncleRumpleFugly July 7, 2009

gaybraham lincoln

A very unlikable fellow. A jerk. Not meaning a homosexual.

Wow, Joe is such a Gaybraham Lincoln.

by AliciaTerri September 26, 2006

Abe Lincoln

you are getting a girl in the ass and you donkey punch her then knock her out...cum on her face and shave off her pubes and stick them in the cum

that was a great abe lincoln i just gave that hoe

by joe horwitz July 7, 2003