Jacob Hurt

A guy who has a great personality, and is a great friend. A Jacob Hurt only rarely upsets you, or does anything to hurt you. He may occasionally be the life of the party, but he will always be there for you.
Jacob Hurt: Hey fag
Me: Oh, I gotcha
Jacob Hurt: Whatever
Me: You're such a Jacob Hurt
by Trestone October 25, 2016
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Jacob Williams

guys Kavin is the killer, I saw him... Matt meet me in electrical...omg this is crazy, my secret editing account name is _________
Whats up youtube Kittito07 Gaming here with another video and my name is actually Jacob Williams
by useless_child October 25, 2020
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Jacob satorius

He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted
When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”
by Austicspinner March 05, 2018
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Jacorn on the Jacob

“This Jacorn on the Jacob is undercooked, I think I have salmonella.”
“Aha! Deep down I always knew you were a raw chicken.”
by Xylo April 22, 2020
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Jacob Aids

Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids
Bro1, lilly is gay
Bro2, damn I now have Jacob Aids
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeee6969696969 February 25, 2022
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jacob shartorious

ok, so, you know that little fuckboy on musical.ly? this is his middle school nickname that his mates gave to him when he shit himself lip syncing.
jacob- "hey guys !"
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.
by the not a meme August 12, 2017
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Jacob Saggertaggers

a monstrous “music artist” that is popular with 12 year olds
“Have y’all heard of Jacob Saggertaggers new song? is as disgusting as a smokers computer!”
by .ayano aishi. October 30, 2019
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