ian

Short for “I aint”, ian is just the way you pronounce it typed out

bro 1: yo did u hear about johny depp’s case?
boy 2: yo tbh ian even keep up with that stuff

by enzooo June 4, 2022

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Karen's mate. Ian has to jump when she says jump, or else. Ian washes her mini van, shovels her drive, brings her dinner. Ian holds her purse and baby as she complains to managers at Wal-Mart. An Ian never kicks Karen's hornets nest. Ian knows better.

He lets her treat him like shit, what an Ian!

by Bama Wins! 80 December 7, 2021

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Wants to experiment with butt stuff but won’t admit it. Cares about his lifted Ford F350 more than you. Definitely a tit man. Eats a lot but never gains any weight. Keeps his money in a coffee can because he doesn’t trust banks. Thinks coffee is a hard drug but has a massive wang and shaves his pits

Damn my ass looks so phat in these tie dyed booty shorts…

Yeah you look like Ian when he worked at the gay club

by iankatulski December 7, 2021

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iloveyou ian

by kokomartin December 9, 2021

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A fucking retard who says the n word and throws a fit like a baby.

Hey, wanna hang out with Ian today? Ew no what the fuck is this hang out a KKK meeting?

by Th3Gam3r December 11, 2021

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The BEST boyfriend in the world. He will make you feel special and is very nice. He tells you he loves everyday. And when you smell your jacket after hugging him it's the best feeling in the entire world. Ian loves you very much but everyone tells you to break up with him. But you could never do that to the most perfect boy in the world

-Girl one: ew why is she dating Ian he's so ugly
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.

by Ian's girl December 13, 2021

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