Why the hell am I here??

In a place or situation, you do NOT know how you got there in the first place.

Random: So are you some type of elite person or?

You(who is tied up in a room full of random rich people): Why the hell am I here??

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023

i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich

girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot

by nbvb May 3, 2019

I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

When you don't feel bad for something you did wrong.

Freind: Ow bitch you almost broke my fucking arm
Freind: oops I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

by The GAWG GAWG 3000 February 14, 2022

I am...Youth Portal

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by iamyouthportal November 22, 2021

i am not that guy

what you say when you are not that guy

Ned: omgosh your the spooderman from youtube1!!!!!1!!
Peter: i am not that guy

by TastyBreadToast June 1, 2024

(I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou

I AM HERE FOR YOU

I'm here for you, don't worry about anything. (I) am (H)ere (F)or (Y)ou.

by Piratacs May 12, 2023