by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."
(Paul Simon)
A winter's day
In a deep and dark December
(Both)
I am alone
(Simon)
Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow
(Both)
I am a rock, I am an island
A winter's day
In a deep and dark December
(Both)
I am alone
(Simon)
Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow
(Both)
I am a rock, I am an island
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021

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by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025


"I am going to jump over this creek"
"Don't do it . That is way too far."
"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome
"Don't do it . That is way too far."
"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome
by Dictionary user 7354 February 17, 2024

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