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Humping Hanna

When someone believes they’re a dog and dry-humps everything. Their musty crotch leprechaun spreads its juices everywhere.
Hanna Elise is the biggest Humping Hanna I know.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
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Taint humping

When you do not stand for anything but still want to seem you stand for both. Like the taint section in the middle of the conventional entry and the taboo entry.
He made a long speech but all in all is was taint humping the key issue.
by Nihimba November 2, 2025
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Rage hump

When one is upset with another person, they hump them out of rage.
Sofie rage humped Jessica because Jessica didn’t clean the dishes.
by mrwiggles247 November 24, 2025
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National Hump Day

National Hump Day, a Holiday celebrated on March 30th
National Hump Day :Let someone your lover your brother literally anyone grind on u
by blackmanintights March 30, 2023
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Dry humping

Dry humping is the act of not dipping your nuggets in sauce.
I wasn’t dry humping those nuggets cause they didn’t give me any sauce man
by 63rdjah March 31, 2023
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