The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
by thegodofthepenis March 11, 2012
When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
by Gunnyfuy March 03, 2020
by Supsupsuperman May 04, 2019
Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.
by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023
This is a sex position where there are 2 partners holding their hands up performing a high-five, whilst a 3rd contestant performs anal, vaginal, or oral sex (or both at once)
“What else can you call the Eiffel Tower sex position?”
“I call it the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake!”
“I call it the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake!”
by Glorbax June 14, 2022
by suckrforme May 28, 2024
Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 13, 2024