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Freddy Joke

A type of joke that involves the character Freddy, his mom, and a lot of staples. Freddy Jokes are very stupid and are meant to be hilarious at around two in the morning.
a few Freddy Jokes:

Why did couldn't Freddy eat breakfast? Because his mom stapled his face to the wall.

Why was Freddy hot? because he was on fire.
Why was he cold? because he was dead!

Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the kitchen? because his mom had stapled his hands to the living room couch.

Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the living room? because the living room was a pitchfork.
by Splurshy McHiggins May 19, 2010
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Fred

A piece of shit broke ass who will treat you like crap but somehow still give off the impression he cares. Also has zero values and does not appreciate anything.
Person: You remember that asshole I used to date?

Person2: oh yeah, Fred?

Person: Yup.

Person2: Big miss-steak
by Great_fine_ok March 31, 2016
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Fred

A ridiculously lazy and eccentric dog. They are uninterested in treats, bones or toys. They only enjoy resting and napping. Large spaces and freedom cause great anxiety to a Fred. They prefer to be under the bed, behind the toilet or under the kitchen sink.
That Fred hasn't moved in 3 days.
by kimosterberg February 5, 2009
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freddie mercury

One of the greatest singers of all time, adored by many. poor bastard died of AIDS though
Shot gun being Freddie Mercury including dying of AIDS!!
by Hilary November 8, 2005
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freddy

1.a horny dog that will hump anything. has wissel facial features

2. lives all day on stiff nights. (erection pills)
my dog is sucha freddy
by abdul raheed February 3, 2010
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Fred Durst

a man who pretends to be a musician and calls his music "metal" when it is no where close. he is known for engaging in sexual activities with male members of audience after shows. he also enjoys trying to destroy the music industry for fun.
by sdmfryan December 27, 2011
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Freddit

A fake Reddit account. Kind of like a finsta but for Reddit. Usually used to post NSFW or controversial content.
Bernard: "Did you hear that Eden has a Freddit?"
Joseph: "Nah man, we should try to find it!"
by stephen-abootman June 19, 2019
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